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My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
This is the email he sent:I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.“as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots.”
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you have no idea how much strange joy this video just brought me
oh my god
I laughed so much that I cried. This video is pure genius.
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"Coppers liked to say that people shouldn’t take the law into their own hands, and they thought they knew what that meant. They were thinking about the normal times, and men who went round to sort a neighbour with a club because his dog had crapped once too often on their doorstep. But at times like this, who did the law belong to? If it shouldn’t be in the hands of the people, where the hell should it be? People who knew better? Then you got Winder and his pals, and how good was that?"
Night Watch (via soemily)
#there will never be a smarter book about revolutions than this one #there will probably never be a smarter book about ALL POLITICS than this one #the law belongs to the people or it isn’t the law #there are no ‘people who know better’ #there is no higher agent than the people #the law is by the people for the people and if it’s not then it’s not the law#the law belongs to everyone; equally; no matter who you are or what you’ve done #the fact that human civilization is a bit behind on this is irrelevant #history finds a way #let me hear that dirty word socialism
(via madammistress)