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July 2011

thoughts and girl appreciation post announcement

Not many people pay attention to my posts, but there is still a definite few that do. I appreciate you guys. I’m just saying.

I’m calling this an announcement because it is. That being said, announcement does seem like a tad of a big word, considering how few an audience actually sees my splurges. I call my thoughts and writings and even my pictures splurges, even though splurge, being a real word, has a completely different meaning from the context I use it in. I like to call my own bloggings “djsplurges”, because splurge sounds like it’s a special kind of urge, one of my own little style, I suppose.

Anyhow, as I was saying, the “girl appreciation post”. I’m not sure what exactly it will be called, if it will retain this plain name or if I will get a more creative title for it. Basically it’s a simple concept. I was talking to a friend of mine who has very long hair, and she plans to cut is soon for charity, but she will miss it when it’s gone - obviously. And yet she mentions that it is annoying. The long hair is annoying. Yet she manages to always make it look beautiful (have I mentioned I have a crush on this girl? #irrelevant), and it makes her look beautiful.
Now, my thoughts travel, and I recall Bruno Mars and his little interview blurbs whenever people ask him about his hit single “Just The Way You Are”. He gives the same answer, usually, and it’s about us guys appreciating the girls for the way that they are, as they present themselves, and the way they are all the time. He say we should appreciate the way they look because if you think about it, the way we see these beautiful women, they take hours, more or less, just to make themselves beautiful. Whether they choose to do this for themselves, or for us guys, or for everyone else in general, that is up to them. Nonetheless, they manage themselves to be pleasing to the eyes and most appreciable to look at wherever they go.
So to myself, I thought I would make an appreciation post, for all those girls. For me, I would especially target those girls who do do it for those looking. The girls who do it for themselves, yes, it is good, and they should be appreciated, but to me I would more respect them. They have a great amount confidence, something that unfortunately not everyone has, and they most certainly have my respect. So, as I said, I want to show appreciation to all the beautiful women who look good to please their man, or hope to attract a man they can appreciate. I think they deserve a post, even though a good lot won’t read it (partly because all the beautiful idiots aren’t on tumblr, no offence). I think they deserve a post because, yes, they usually do get one, but I think I’d like to take a stab at the bugger of giving woman appreciation for the effort they put into being beautiful.
Because I like to think that not all of those girls are shallow. Perhaps a lot of them are, but a lot does not necessarily mean most. So I don’t want to be prejudice. I want to be considerate, and grateful. Because even though I’ve been getting nothing for my whole life, I still have all that eye candy to relish…
lol But seriously, I think girls who do go out of their way to look as beautiful as they do deserve something nice. And true to my style, I’m going to try to make it a poem. Anyhow, that’s that about that :)

Good night Tumblr!

Jun 30, 2011
#djsplurges
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#houses #awesome #cool #interesting #whoa

June 2011

Jun 30, 2011
#troll #lol #funny
Jun 30, 2011453 notes
#lol #funny
Jun 30, 20116,495 notes
Star Shine, Shine Bright

Star Light, Star Bright
First star I see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have the wish I wish tonight…
 
Here now I wish upon the evening star
Protect her heart, please heal her scars
She knows not that which she must do
She turns to me, now I turn to you
 
She is a beautiful soul, a work of art
Yet so bothered is the truth in her heart
She’s depressed at the situation restricted
She’s hurt by pain of past inflicted
 
So I wonder how to help my friend
Dare I insist that she hopes again?
The higher the risk greater be the reward
I believe that something special lays for her in store
 
Yet I do believe that it is said:
Great things abound when you least expect.
This, however, does not dismiss hope
I suggest you hold tightly to the proverbial rope
 
I’ve heard it from a friend, and I’ve said it before
There is always hope, young one, don’t yet close the door
There’s so much, I know, that you’ve been through
But no matter what: To your heart, you must stay true.
Indeed, this I believe is the right thing to do.

Jun 30, 2011
#djsplurges #poem #poetry
Jun 30, 201130,980 notes
#lol #cool #hilarious #troll
People on Tumblr.

imafallingstarcatchme:

alwaysbeshels:

Girls on tumblr:

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Boys on tumblr:

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And me:

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why is this so fucking accurate?

Jun 30, 201175,781 notes
#lol #accurate #relevant #true #funny #tumblr
That moment when you're studying, and NOTHING makes sense.

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Jun 29, 20111,144 notes
#true #relevant #lol
Jun 29, 2011500 notes
#X-men
Jun 29, 20112,539 notes
#X-men #Pokémon
Jun 29, 20114,951 notes
#love this fandom #Doctor Who
Jun 28, 201127,935 notes
#Doctor Who
Why call it a duck pond, if there are no ducks?: Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N → theducktah.tumblr.com

its-a-bearded-dragon:

wastingyourgum:

thatgeeklover:

becausehiddles:

stopcyberstalkingme:

supergayforliam:

zipcodelove:

michaelpalin:

shaggin-wagon:

katiekaminski:

boto d u

i dont even have a name if i cant use any of those letters

x o

g

to

DJ quo bbt

so cool and yet so weird…

Jun 28, 201119,343 notes
Jun 28, 2011122,911 notes
#awesome #cool #interesting
Jun 28, 201171,328 notes
#cool #awesome #houses
Jun 28, 201115,735 notes
#buildings #cool #interesting #houses
Jun 28, 2011329 notes
#photography #library #interesting #cool
Reblog if you love Doctor Who!

hellyeahdoctor:

aggravatetheicecreamman:

Like words cannot describe!

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This ^^^ 

Jun 28, 2011679 notes
#Doctor Who
Jun 28, 2011231 notes
#scenery #photography
Jun 28, 20112,458 notes
#funny
Jun 28, 201126,803 notes
#lol #funny
Jun 28, 201113,729 notes
#LOL #hilarious #funny #jokes #had to reblog #tumblr #Sherlock #XD
So I've got this ridiculous idea for a meme.

It’s called the “awkward virgin love guru”. I’m just thinking, because I tend to give advice to the few female friends that I have. If this meme gets popular, then I’m thinking all those other people who have little to no relationship experience yet manage to give funny, awkward yet successful advice can add to this meme.

What do you think?

Jun 28, 2011
#djsplurges
Jun 28, 20111,712 notes
#scenery #photography
Jun 28, 201127,601 notes
#tumblr #Harry Potter #LOL!
Jun 28, 201161,127 notes
#LOL! #relevant #FOREVER ALONE
Jun 28, 201170,594 notes
#lol #Harry Potter
Hemingway v. Faulkner
  • William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
  • Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner: Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
Jun 27, 201150 notes
#lol #interesting
I am proud to say that I have never been the anonymous person telling people they're ugly, fat, or go die.

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Jun 27, 2011214,917 notes
No one really cares about you on tumblr unless you are cute.

808dilly:

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Jun 26, 201143,542 notes
#true #relevant #lol
Jun 26, 2011121,467 notes
#tumblr
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#Doctor Who
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#relevant #true
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#scenery #cool
When life doesn't make sense to me, I feel the urge to jog. Now, I never get far, and I end up walking, but the feeling that gets me calm is of knowing that you're actually going somewhere and that you're not just stuck in one spot.
Jun 26, 2011
#djsplurges
That little voice in your head that talks while you type.

biebswagga:

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AND while you readddd.

Jun 26, 201138,551 notes
#had to reblog #lol #relevant
Something that I wrote that I only understood after I having read it back a few times later...

I just recently got a new follower. He’s a rapper on youtube, really good, I like his flow. His name is chrisjay (sorry bro, that’s all I know about you). Anyhow, I know he likes rhymes, and I wrote this thing a few days ago. I’m sorry if it seems way too deep, seriously I don’t know what I was thinking >< I guess to just welcome him and to just share in general, here it is:

It marks the chapter’s ending of the present day
Look out upon the horizon as the sun begins to set
And with the twilight flooding our eyes with simple beauty
We harken from our hastened hearts the truths we need to say

But lo! We litigate within our minds the many choices that we make
Why, if imagination be the parents that foster our reality,
Do we observe xenogenesis from our many hopes and aspirations?
And yet, in this variability, we have found ourselves most stable in mediocrity.

Yet, we do not settle for that which is just “just” -
Referring not to righteousness but the minimality that we “must”
In truth, we fight for imbalance, for that is why the fire continues to burn
In love, in hope, in passion or in hate, it is the need to “do” that makes us truly yearn

Jun 25, 2011
#djsplurges #poem #poetry
Jun 25, 2011100,003 notes
#lol
Marvin's Room (Remix) Chris Jay Feat. Jojo & Drake

chrisjay:

 

Chris Jay, Jojo, & Drake- Marvin’s Room (Remix)

Download This Song: http://www.mediafire.com/?37w5yghgm7chblz

I wanted to take a pesonal approach so i included events from majority of the relationships i been through. this is a through the views of a man. please REBLOG and Spread The Word :)

Lyrics:

Look/
Got anotha phone call/
text messages/
But I dnt feel like goin thru this again/
Why aren’t u dialing your next/
Why u dialin yo ex/
Didn’t u get my last text?/
I dnt need u/
All I did was please u/
But u went and did me wrong while I could never deceive you/
I admit I can’t get u out my mind/
But all those nights while we fought and we lied/
Good Job u went and opened up my eyes/
U didn’t lie when u say u one of the guys/
Cause all guys are the same/
But next time I need to get thru my brain/
That sometimes what I assume to be pretty/
Can always end up wrong in the end it might be shitty/
I thought that you could prove me wrong/
But behind that mac up is a fake bitch with an ugly personality/
I was searching winter summer spring and fall/
But you the same as the othas you didn’t stay involved/
Yo best friends talkin shit tryna change the song/
You on some karaoke shit cause u sang along/
I stayed stressed/
Nothing I did kept u impressed/
Tried to do the right thing but you went up and left/
I always wondered what the future would hold/
But after what happened I guess now the future is known/
I’m alone/
But of course life goes on/
When I thought that I was done/
I went and found anotha song/
I could sing/
For a lady who’s deserving of me/
Just one/
Strangers turn into friends/
Than become lovers/
Lovers turned enemies than strangers/
It’s a circle we goin thru/
 but I dnt wnna go 360 I wanna stop before the pinacle/
But what u didn’t knw is that when u were my enemy/
Yo shady ass friends started gettin into me/
 I was Neva into them/
Tried to stay above water/
But when I drink I can’t swim/
I try to hide sadness with a smile/
Don’t we all/
But deep inside it dnt mean a damn thing at all/
And out the blue I get anotha text and call/
I pick up/
First words out your mouth/
“who’s this girl you textin?”/
Girl u needa stop wildn/
We been done a long time ago/
You not my main chick/
I should be yellin toro cause this some bullshit/
I let you yell cause I knw this is best/
Gives me a clear head that it’s me that you missed/
But we done Ima leave it as it is/
 the last words that ima let voice say is/

this is decennnt

Jun 25, 2011221 notes
#song
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#Harry Potter
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#sorry felt the need to change it #Doctor Who
Jun 24, 2011534 notes
#houses #cool
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:

getinthetardisrose:

how-you-doin:

1) Fascinating Discourse Chum
2) Riveting Fable Comrade
3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren
4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague
5) Sweet Saga Yo
6) Waste of Time Jerk
7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion
8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One
9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile
10) Trepidating Boar Fetus
11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!

Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion

Jun 23, 201174,445 notes
#cool #jokes
Jun 22, 2011406 notes
#Doctor Who
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.

iamthedeadpool:

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Jun 22, 2011499,453 notes
Play
1:43
Jun 22, 20115,401 notes
#hilarious #lol! #funny #jokes
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#Doctor Who #djsplurges
Jun 22, 20117,382 notes
#Doctor Who
Play
Jun 22, 201119,054 notes
#cool #hilarious
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