doctorwho:

You may be on to something…

jupiter-native:

It all makes sense now…

Not to mention her high affinity to Britain. But seriously guys, Eleven’s already addressed this before lol It was on a Christmas special:

The Doctor: Right then! Your bedroom. Great. Let’s see, you’re twelve years old so we’ll stay away from under the bed. Cupboard! Big cupboard! I love a cupboard. Do you know, there’s a thing called a phase spider—it’s just like a tiny baby ‘cept with spider legs. And it specifically evolved to scuttle on the backs of bedroom cupboards. closes cupboard. Which, yeah, I probably shouldn’t have mentioned. Right. So. What are we going to do? Eat crisps and talk about girls? I’ve never actually done that but I bet it’s easy. Girls. Yeah?
Kazran: Are you really a babysitter?
The Doctor pulling out the psychic paper: I think you’ll find that I’m universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult.
Kazran: It’s… just a lot of wavy lines.
The Doctor: Yeah. Shorted out. Finally, a lie too big. Okay. Not really a babysitter but it’s Christmas Eve. You don’t want a real one. You want me.
Kazran: Why? What’s so special about you?
The Doctor: Have you ever seen Mary Poppins?
Kazran: No.
The Doctor: Good. ‘Cause that comparison would’ve been rubbish.